Correction: The apocalypse is October 21, not May 21

Good news -- you have another 5 months to repent:  CNN

Bad news -- Harold Camping is still a misogynistic idiot: 

"I don't have any responsibility. I'm only teaching the Bible. I'm telling ... this is what the Bible says. I don't have spiritual rule over anybody ... except my wife as the head of the household."

Sigh.