Signs of the apocalypse, or just that I am getting old

A Victoria's Secret catalogue showed up in my mail today.  I am running low on my supply of nude, lightly-padded, seamless bras (Idg/Mags, this is a topic for another work-appropriate attire post -- bras that prevent you from being the office thermometer) and I thought I would see if VS had anything on sale.  They did -- at the bargain price of $30 each.  No thanks, I'll just go to Target.

Anyhow, flipping through the magazine -- which was predominantly swimwear -- I came across this new (to me, at least) bathing suit cut:

"The Cheeky"

Seriously??  I want half my ass hanging out?  I am looking for FULL coverage, thank you.  And it's not like I'm huge -- I'm still in single digit sizes.  But a little bit of modesty never hurt anyone!

I feel so old.