Signs you are losing it as a working parent

1. Your two-year-old knows how to make your coffee, from start (grinding the beans) to finish (waiting until the three-minute timer beeps, letting you know it's time to push the plunger in the coffee press).  "Your coffee is ready, mommy!" 
2. Your two-year-old also has to tell you to turn around and go home because you've forgotten to close the garage door.
3. You're carrying a stack of work back in to work in your kid's diaper bag.
4. You have a folded up umbrella stroller in your office, and your kid asks if she can go to work with you instead of school.
5. Your infant has, from home, successfully called your colleagues, at work, on multiple occasions.